Best I ever had
Hips don’t lie
You make me wanna tsss…
One more night
Crazy, we’re crazy
Coworker: She over-enthusiastically hugged me.
Coworker: She hugged me, but also, jumped me.
Me: Oh, so she koala beared you.
Coworker: Is that what it’s called? Is that a real thing?
Me: (internally) No, that’s not a thing. That’s just what Harry Styles did to Liam Payne during a concert in Australia the other week. Which was the most amazing thing to ever grace on the internet. Duh.
Me: (out loud) … Yes. That’s what it’s called. That’s totally a thing. How did you not know this?
Liam kisses heal all wounds, even little finger boo boos.